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Things I Wish I Knew When I Knew It All. Bulleted.

teen high school now mom

Zeke or Fred: Who got written up first, that is the question

  • When the pockets are longer than the jean shorts, don’t buy them. For the love of God, don’t wear them. Especially not on the “date” with the guy who says he’s 19 but looks more like 29.
  • Your dad answering the boy’s knock with a shotgun? It’s because he cares. Really. And because Boy is, as the arrest article in the paper said, 29.Read more »
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