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Cheerleaders Can Be SO MEAN (Week 11)



ZEKE: But don’t you usually reserve the “To: Little Man, Love: Mommy” section to writing to Little Man?

FRED: Yes. But I need some perspective here.

ZEKE: Go to the freezer.

FRED: No, not ice cream. I need perspective from my twink. And I need you to be like you were that one time when we were seniors, in cheerleading, and the little underclassman said–

ZEKE: Stop right there. I’m perfectly pissed and ready. Let’s go.

FRED: Do you have your fists up? I’m imagining you on the other line with your fists up.

ZEKE: Did I have my fists up when that little underclassman said–Read more »

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Mineral Makeup for Mommies and Everyone Else. Sure, That Guy, Too, Why Not.

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Something is in the cornbread in the heartland.

THIS POST IS ABOUT MINERAL MAKEUP, EPIC MINERAL BEAUTY, SPECIFICALLY, AND ITS EPICNESS, SUCH AS BY OFFERING MICA- AND TITANIUM DIOXIDE-FREE MINERAL MAKEUP. I’m going to preface with all those key words because I’m about to talk about one’s ankles and calves merging unattractively into one, and I don’t want to confuse the webcrawlers with a tangent topic sentence:

I’m about as afraid of donning the infamous mom jeans as I am waking up one morning with cankles.Read more »

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