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Poopfest! (Week 17)

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(6.17.13-6.23.13)

I need to dispel some crappy truth before I sum up the week, Little Man. This story here was the highlight–I’m thinking yellow, a dirty yellow–of the week:

I’ve told undoubtedly enraptured readers about your crapping a mere once a day because your digestive system is rather normalized, more big-person status. Sure you’re proud of my broadcasting that. But anyway. With this, I anticipate a sizable puddle of yellow in one, maybe two, diapers each day (you still pee in them about eight times a day, out of them about half that frequency). Usually the crapping occurs between 1 PM and 6 PM, and the other day when I heard your belly gurgling post-suckling session, I was on it. You were on the changing pad, butt clean, so I expertly scooted a diaper under your bum, and BOOM.

Or however a fart sounds.Read more »

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People Know Everything (Week 16)

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(6.10.13-6.16.13)

I have a friend. Believe it.

Maybe I have a couple, if you count those of blood relation. (Please do, please.) Anyhow. I’ve gotten some resounding unasked-for advice lately from friends and blood-that-counts-as-friends-because-I-need-a-bigger-friends-list that goes as follows–

–stop cussing;

–chill out;

–sleep;

–SHOWER;Read more »

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Brilliance Abounds (Week 15)

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(6.3.13-6.9.13)

Brilliance from this week:

“Hubs . . . I have an idea.”

“That’s dangerous.”

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“Don’t bite my butt while I’m swaddling him!”Read more »

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