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Still Creating CO2 Here. Promise. Shout-Out to All Ye Pervs.

So, hi, Blog.

So sorry for neglecting you for so long.

So, babies have been growing. The biz has been growing. Our sleep debt has been growing. And we’ll soon update all you weirdos who land on this blog by googling “Faceboobs” and “Twins with nice legs” and “Twin violence” and “Craigslist nudes” because you’re probably our only readers. Ha.Read more »

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A Quarter of a Year Gone: Taxes and a Blog Post Due.



Well, Little Man, as your nap times have significantly decreased and your desire to run a marathon has multiplied by, like, a gazillion–and mommy’s sales have multiplied by, well, not a gazillion, but close . . . . ish–we’ve been busy-busy and kickin’-kickin’. My point is this:

You’re a doll,

Mommy doesn’t sleep (albeit you? Ten to twelve hours per night),

blogging about your cuteness is going to have to occur only once a month.

Photos of you are still in full-forever-swing, no worries. My poor Facebook friends.

A quick list of milestones this past (fourth) month:Read more »

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Winning at Slacking (Week 18 & 19)



I’m two weeks behind on organizing baby photos and anecdotes telling of your cuteness. Business and vacation and spit-up have kept me busy.

Quotations of the two weeks:

Mommy: Will you pick my wedgie? I’m holding Baby.

Daddy: Absolutely.

Mommy: No, not like that! Your hand does not have to go there.

Daddy: What? How do you pick a wedgie?Read more »

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