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Bear Claws, Jimmy Kimmel, and Our First Cousin. Who Is NOT Incest.


Wasn’t going to post today . . . was going to eat peanut butter cereal and make mica-free mineral makeup and milk all day while watching some Wentworth Miller on this show that made me want to try out incarceration . . . a true ode-to-productivity day, yeah! . . . but what are twinks to do when their first cousin, part-time baby nurse, full-time funny and stand-up (comedian) gal talks about the practice of stuffing babies into multi-pocketed vests and incestuous tendencies in Iceland?Read more »

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Mineral Makeup for Mommies and Everyone Else. Sure, That Guy, Too, Why Not.

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Something is in the cornbread in the heartland.

THIS POST IS ABOUT MINERAL MAKEUP, EPIC MINERAL BEAUTY, SPECIFICALLY, AND ITS EPICNESS, SUCH AS BY OFFERING MICA- AND TITANIUM DIOXIDE-FREE MINERAL MAKEUP. I’m going to preface with all those key words because I’m about to talk about one’s ankles and calves merging unattractively into one, and I don’t want to confuse the webcrawlers with a tangent topic sentence:

I’m about as afraid of donning the infamous mom jeans as I am waking up one morning with cankles.Read more »

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Jesus Rises and Crap Falls Onto My Chest (Week 5)



Last night went something like this:

Mommy: [Daddy], did you know babies have growth spurts at about this time?

Daddy: Oh yeah?

Mommy: Yeah. Babies cry a lot during them. But not ours, right? He barely cries. We’re so lucky. So so lucky.

Daddy made a sleep sound in agreement.

You, on the other hand, as if on cue, flashed your baby blues open and, get this, started wailing. You, wailing. Wailing. And wailing.Read more »

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