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OMG. You’re SUCH a good listener. To yourself.


Are you a good listener? (YES DUH. What did you ask again?) Most of us would automatically  answer yes. Probably before the questions was finished–am I right or am I right?

Here’s what I think truly goes on in most “listening” minds. You are-

–anticipating what the other person will say next;

–conjuring the sheer brilliance, no doubt, you’ll soon blessedly bestow upon the person currently moving their lips,

–sometimes even while the other person is talking, because you’re soooooo right in what you’re saying;

–hear a voice forming some words, so you throw out some sagacious, emphatic uh-huh’s and oh really‘s, even varying your tone a bit and making occasional eye contact, you kind, epic thing, you!Read more »

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Mineral Makeup for Mommies and Everyone Else. Sure, That Guy, Too, Why Not.

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Something is in the cornbread in the heartland.

THIS POST IS ABOUT MINERAL MAKEUP, EPIC MINERAL BEAUTY, SPECIFICALLY, AND ITS EPICNESS, SUCH AS BY OFFERING MICA- AND TITANIUM DIOXIDE-FREE MINERAL MAKEUP. I’m going to preface with all those key words because I’m about to talk about one’s ankles and calves merging unattractively into one, and I don’t want to confuse the webcrawlers with a tangent topic sentence:

I’m about as afraid of donning the infamous mom jeans as I am waking up one morning with cankles.Read more »

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Things I Wish I Knew When I Knew It All. Bulleted.

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Zeke or Fred: Who got written up first, that is the question

  • When the pockets are longer than the jean shorts, don’t buy them. For the love of God, don’t wear them. Especially not on the “date” with the guy who says he’s 19 but looks more like 29.
  • Your dad answering the boy’s knock with a shotgun? It’s because he cares. Really. And because Boy is, as the arrest article in the paper said, 29.Read more »
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