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Cheerleaders Can Be SO MEAN (Week 11)

parenting

5.6.13-5.12.13

ZEKE: But don’t you usually reserve the “To: Little Man, Love: Mommy” section to writing to Little Man?

FRED: Yes. But I need some perspective here.

ZEKE: Go to the freezer.

FRED: No, not ice cream. I need perspective from my twink. And I need you to be like you were that one time when we were seniors, in cheerleading, and the little underclassman said–

ZEKE: Stop right there. I’m perfectly pissed and ready. Let’s go.

FRED: Do you have your fists up? I’m imagining you on the other line with your fists up.

ZEKE: Did I have my fists up when that little underclassman said–Read more »

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No Epidural: Sibling Violence Did Us Well

twin moms

FRED CALLED ME THIS MORNING AND TOLD ME HER WATER BROKE AND SHE IS GOING INTO LABOR!

I am beyond psyched. Yet nervous. Not about to tell her the latter or I’d get a face like this:

that broad on the right is scary

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